I’m filing this under “this must be the last bad sign we get before the earth explodes and we all die” category.

I just saw this story on Google News via FoxNews

A former Beverly Hills, Calif. liposuction doctor claimed to have the environment’s best interests at heart when he began fueling his and his girlfriend’s SUVs with human fat sucked out of his patients.

Unfortunately the practice was illegal, according to California state health officials.

An investigation by the California public health department revealed that Craig Alan Bittner created “lipodiesel” from his patients’ fat and used it to power his Ford SUV and his girlfriend’s Lincoln Navigator, Forbes.com reported this week.

To the aliens who have abducted me, I’ve seen enough and I’d like to go home now. Please.

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