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Saving The Environment: Landfills

I’ve been actively working on this part of my life. If you think about it, we through a lot of shit away. That shit has to go somewhere. We have various methods of ways of doing this. Everything from throwing it in the ground, burning...

Self Sabotage

In a First, New England Journal of Medicine Joins Never-Trumpers By entering the political arena, The New England Journal of Medicine becomes something else and destroys its credibility in my opinion. Now, a supposedly scientific journal has political opinions? Why?

HDWGH – Story 14 – Can’t Park There

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A modern SUV is upside down in the middle of a country road. Before: Johnny Parks had some serious trouble on his hands. His mother just bought him a ferret and now he found...

HDWGH – Story 13 – Fried Cat Anyone?

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A cat lies smoldering on the kitchen floor with what looks like an electrical cord hanging out of its mouth. The cat was dead a few amps ago. Before: The small mouse couldn’t find...

HDWGH – Story 12 – Wait a Tick!

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Little Kyle Peterson sits on the sidewalk feeling a bit lightheaded with a stinging pain coming from the right side of his head. He has no idea why. Before: Tammy Hess was doing what...

HDWGH – Story 11 – Just Hangin’

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Sutton awoke to find herself upside down, hanging from her feet, a crowd gathered around her, and a sense of dread that she had decided to simply wear just a sun dress today. With...

Farm Fresh Cookies

This is one is awesome!

HDWGH – Story 10 – Fly Away Kitchen

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Chester Portnoy is standing in what is left of his kitchen with an official Elon Musk Boring Company Flame Thrower in his hands. Chester is the only thing standing in the remains. He is...

Apple Music Tidbit

I’ve been paying for an Apple Music subscription since it became a thing. I usually do this sort of thing with Apple services. I think it is really cool, so I buy it and may or may not ever actually use it. Apple Music was...

HDWGH – Story 9 – All That Glitters

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Two brothers are sitting in an office across from each other with glitter paint all over them and the rest of the office. A few women are looking down at their clothes in horror....

HDWGH – Story 8 – Splat

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A crowd gathers around a dead man’s body in a NYC alley. Before: Amy was at the end of her rope. Gary was lying to her about seeing another woman. She knew what the...

Message Boards

HDWGH – Story 7 – Gravy Man

From the How Did We Get Here Series Now: A middle aged man is standing next to his brand new BBQ grill with a look of shock on his face. A face that has warm brown gravy all over it. Before: The plans had been...

Personal Organization

I have been obsessing over personal development for the last several weeks. I am working on a personal workflow and trying to figure out how to make writing to this blog a part of that. After all, writing to this blog is important to me....

Not Mars

This is a picture that I got while reading the local newspaper a few mornings ago. This is a picture taken in California and highlights the smoke from the fires raging out there.

Ummm xBox

Guess what? 👀 @Xbox pic.twitter.com/H1yu8sU8FU — iJustine (@ijustine) September 10, 2020 Please note: This should be displaying a Tweet but because this theme doesn’t support the ability to do so, it looks stupid. Yet Another Note: I obviously shamed this fucking thing into working. As...

Miami Re-Opening Casinos

Miami-Dade mayor reopening casinos Monday, banking on COVID continuing to improve I’m guessing, it won’t.

HDWGH – Story 6 – Carwash Shenanigans

From the How Did We Get Here Series Now: A young lady walks out of an automatic carwash nude. A couple of employees, a mix of male and females look confused but otherwise seem disinterested. Before: Erica always wanted to try leaving her car as...

I Say This A Lot

Ok so I ate too much candy and now I am not well 🍫 😂 — iJustine (@ijustine) August 24, 2020

HDWGH – Story 5 – Watch Your Step!

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Young boy standing on a sidewalk. He is crying as urine streams down his pant leg. Before: Boy starts to step out into the street. Boy nearly gets run over by a speeding car....

Very Happy Ending

Found this and think it is a great story. It is a real life Brady Bunch. Way back in 1992, Janet Fenner and Gregory Dabice stood side by side at Montclair State University’s football stadium. It was the real high school experience, being crowned homecoming...

HDWGH – Story 4 – Locked Out

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Young man sits in his apartment in handcuffs. Police are confiscating his laptop. Girlfriend is sitting on the couch with her head in her hands and crying. Before: Jim couldn’t believe his luck. He...