Pink

I used to hate the idea of pink anything. I didn’t even want to be near it. As I am getting older, I am finding that not to be as true as it once was. I saw that they had a pink robe on Amazon...

Masculinity in the Modern Age

I don’t think that just because men do things that women do necessarily makes them gay. The idea that men are supposed to be neanderthals sporting tremendous amounts of body hair and talking in the most gruff voice they can muster used to work ok...

Why I Hate Funerals

They are a complete waste of time. They are only about the living and not really the dead person who doesn’t give a shit about what you planned, what you are doing, and how they are dressed because…you know…they are dead. Death is a very...

Miami Re-Opening Casinos

Miami-Dade mayor reopening casinos Monday, banking on COVID continuing to improve I’m guessing, it won’t.

HDWGH – Story 6 – Carwash Shenanigans

From the How Did We Get Here Series Now: A young lady walks out of an automatic carwash nude. A couple of employees, a mix of male and females look confused but otherwise seem disinterested. Before: Erica always wanted to try leaving her car as...

I Say This A Lot

Ok so I ate too much candy and now I am not well 🍫 😂 — iJustine (@ijustine) August 24, 2020

HDWGH – Story 5 – Watch Your Step!

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Young boy standing on a sidewalk. He is crying as urine streams down his pant leg. Before: Boy starts to step out into the street. Boy nearly gets run over by a speeding car....

HDWGH – Story 4 – Locked Out

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Young man sits in his apartment in handcuffs. Police are confiscating his laptop. Girlfriend is sitting on the couch with her head in her hands and crying. Before: Jim couldn’t believe his luck. He...

Drive By Thought

At what age does your inner monologue become your outer monologue? Pretty sure it whatever age I happen to be.

HDWGH – Story 3 – Drawing the Line

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A small group of people surround a young woman who is laying on the ground outside of a Steak and Shake screaming and crying. She is in a fetal position. Before: Emily has always...

HDWGH – Story 2 – Ain’t That Some Shit?

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Beautiful woman wearing a very light and revealing sundress is standing next to an apartment door. Beneath her dress on the floor is a small pile of fresh fecal matter. If you look at...

You Don’t Say…

Article here. Analogy time: This is what I think of when I see that schools want to open. Me: I realize the room is full of toxic gases but there is a cute girl in there and I just want to say “Hi” to her....

From the Newspaper…

Can’t say I am upset about it. During a pandemic, sports should be the least of our problems.

HDWGH – Story 1 – Exposed

– From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: An old man is standing outside naked holding the daily newspaper in his hand. Next door, an old lady screams in horror. Before: First, a fact. The older you get the less you like...

Dependancy

I have to admit. Sometimes I see this around me more than I would like.

Indiana Extortion

I have absolutely no trouble in calling out extortion. Excess taxes and fees are simply extortion. The money doesn’t really belong to you. You aren’t in actual possession of it but someone else has it and you decide that you want it. So, through various...

Google on Patrol

I’m not sure how I feel about this one. Google may have shared identifying information of certain users with law enforcement, according to a report from The Guardian. Leaked documents indicate that the company’s CyberCrime Investigation Group (CIG) has been forwarding data like real names,...

Uber’s One Finger Salute to California

I love the fact that Uber appears to be refusing to be bullied. This all started last fall, when California Governor Gavin Newsom signed the state’s Assembly Bill 5 labor law. The legislation was meant to fix the gig economy by reclassifying workers as employees,...

Funny XKCD

Noise Pollution – Its a Thing

The sheer number of cars that pass my house on a daily basis is staggering. Most of them are relatively quiet but a bunch of them are downright loud. Whether the noise is the engine or the loud music playing in the car the decibel...