This is something I was thinking about as a friend and I were engaged in conversation.
Friend: So, do you think you are losing your sex drive as you get older?
Me: I’m not sure.
Friend: So, let me put it another way. Would you rather have sex or a nice salad?
Me: It depends.
Friend: On what?
Me: Does the salad come with croutons?
Me: What kind?
Me: What kind of dressing?
Friend: Any kind you’d like.
Me: I want the salad.
Friend: You actually thought about it?
Me: I think croutons are a deal breaker. I’m liberal when it comes to salad dressing though.
Friend: What if the girl was Jessica Alba?
Me: She can’t have any of my salad.
Friend: (bangs head on table repeatedly)