– From the How Did We Get Here Series —
Now: An old man is standing outside naked holding the daily newspaper in his hand. Next door, an old lady screams in horror.
Before: First, a fact. The older you get the less you like wearing clothes. The old man in this story is not wearing clothes. He was wondering around his flat naked when he realized that he forgot to run outside and get the newspaper. So, he simply walks outside to get it. An old lady sees him and claims that he is outside flashing people. While a true statement, the old man is just getting his newspaper. The old lady is just collateral damage.
