How Did We Get Here?

HDWGH – Story 15 – Church Gossip

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: A very confused church pastor is standing at the church podium with a red handprint on his cheek and an angry wife standing in front of him. Before: It was a beautiful spring day. A perfect...

Nudity in HDWGH Stories

I am often asked why my HDWGH (How Did We Get Here?) stories have so much nudity in them. Is it a direct reflection of my personality? The short answer is no. Although I would consider myself a closet nudist which covers most people I...

HDWGH – Story 14 – Can’t Park There

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A modern SUV is upside down in the middle of a country road. Before: Johnny Parks had some serious trouble on his hands. His mother just bought him a ferret and now he found...

HDWGH – Story 13 – Fried Cat Anyone?

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A cat lies smoldering on the kitchen floor with what looks like an electrical cord hanging out of its mouth. The cat was dead a few amps ago. Before: The small mouse couldn’t find...

HDWGH – Story 12 – Wait a Tick!

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Little Kyle Peterson sits on the sidewalk feeling a bit lightheaded with a stinging pain coming from the right side of his head. He has no idea why. Before: Tammy Hess was doing what...

HDWGH – Story 11 – Just Hangin’

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Sutton awoke to find herself upside down, hanging from her feet, a crowd gathered around her, and a sense of dread that she had decided to simply wear just a sun dress today. With...

HDWGH – Story 10 – Fly Away Kitchen

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Chester Portnoy is standing in what is left of his kitchen with an official Elon Musk Boring Company Flame Thrower in his hands. Chester is the only thing standing in the remains. He is...

HDWGH – Story 9 – All That Glitters

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Two brothers are sitting in an office across from each other with glitter paint all over them and the rest of the office. A few women are looking down at their clothes in horror....

HDWGH – Story 8 – Splat

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A crowd gathers around a dead man’s body in a NYC alley. Before: Amy was at the end of her rope. Gary was lying to her about seeing another woman. She knew what the...

HDWGH – Story 7 – Gravy Man

From the How Did We Get Here Series Now: A middle aged man is standing next to his brand new BBQ grill with a look of shock on his face. A face that has warm brown gravy all over it. Before: The plans had been...

HDWGH – Story 6 – Carwash Shenanigans

From the How Did We Get Here Series Now: A young lady walks out of an automatic carwash nude. A couple of employees, a mix of male and females look confused but otherwise seem disinterested. Before: Erica always wanted to try leaving her car as...

HDWGH – Story 5 – Watch Your Step!

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Young boy standing on a sidewalk. He is crying as urine streams down his pant leg. Before: Boy starts to step out into the street. Boy nearly gets run over by a speeding car....

HDWGH – Story 4 – Locked Out

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Young man sits in his apartment in handcuffs. Police are confiscating his laptop. Girlfriend is sitting on the couch with her head in her hands and crying. Before: Jim couldn’t believe his luck. He...

HDWGH – Story 3 – Drawing the Line

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A small group of people surround a young woman who is laying on the ground outside of a Steak and Shake screaming and crying. She is in a fetal position. Before: Emily has always...

HDWGH – Story 2 – Ain’t That Some Shit?

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Beautiful woman wearing a very light and revealing sundress is standing next to an apartment door. Beneath her dress on the floor is a small pile of fresh fecal matter. If you look at...

HDWGH – Story 1 – Exposed

– From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: An old man is standing outside naked holding the daily newspaper in his hand. Next door, an old lady screams in horror. Before: First, a fact. The older you get the less you like...