How Did We Get Here?

HDWGH – Story 32 – Easter Surprise

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Jessica Simmons looked up from the holy water in Saint Michael’s Church’s vestibule to find three priests staring at her with crossed arms and shocked looks on their faces. Brown chunks of biological matter floated around...

HDWGH – Story 31 – Movie Theater Madness

HDWGH – Story 31 – Movie Theater Madness –From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: The whole audience turned back in their seats to look at a very naked Marissa James riding young Jared Harper’s cock. Marissa’s immediate guess as to the undivided...

HDWGH – Story 30 – Raven Thief

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Matt Hagen used a kitchen towel to stop the small flow of blood from his mouth. The injury was from Matt’s wife Heather who had possibly just heard the weirdest excuse her husband had ever given...

HDWGH – Story 29 – Remote Dud

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Brian Kirby did not expect this! He pressed the detonator and should have heard a very loud boom. Instead, he was surrounded by a bunch of flashing red and blue lights and a big (some might...

HDWGH – Story 28 – Just Wading Around

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: The Perkins family stood outside of their house as water flowed out of the front door and into the street in front of their house. The house sat in the middle of a cul de sac...

HDWGH – Story 27 – Winning

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Artie Baker walked into the office with a smile on his face. The smile didn’t last long as everyone froze and stared at him. Nothing was said for a long moment before money began changing hands....

HDWGH – Story 26 – Pass the Pepper!

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Doug Hess blinked his eyes in rapid succession as the pain between his eyes grew more intense. He was fairly certain that he asked the table next to him to pass the pepper and not throw...

HDWGH – Story 25 – Modern Spycraft

HDWGH – Story 25 – Modern Spycraft –From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Charles Dooley’s face became an instant shade of pale as he looked through the telescopic lens of his spy camera. His wife was in the apartment complex across the...

HDWGH – Story 24 – Neglected Details

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Megan Hamilton woke up out of a dead sleep. She couldn’t help it. Her husband was facing her and looked to be out cold. In the small space between them, a wet urine soaked bed. The...

HDWGH – Story 23 – A Summer Night Stroll

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Cam (short for Camille) Dallas is walking home in the pale moonlight on a nice summer evening. She is 100% nude and desperately hoping no one sees her. Before: Cam Dallas woke up with a slight...

HDWGH – Story 22 – Fun in the Sun

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Leslie Thompson woke up from a perfectly good nap that she had begun on her beach chair in her back yard next to her pool. Her eyes grew wide as she realized that she wasn’t wearing...

HDWGH – Story 21 – Supermarket Shuffle

HDWGH – Story 21 – Supermarket Shuffle –From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: 71 year old grocery shopper Helen Ford is standing in front of the local grocery store in handcuffs. Police have her surrounded and are in the process of interrogating...

HDWGH – Story 20 – All Washed Up

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Twelve year old Roxanne Davis is standing under a tree in her neighbor’s yard. She is soaked from head to bare toes in urine. She is doing a bit more than crying. It could actually be...

HDWGH – Story 19 – The Portwinkel Shuffle

HDWGH – Story 19 –From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Nort Portwinkel lays face down on his families bathroom floor, dead. He is nude except for what is left of his tee shirt proudly displaying the words “Quiet Riot” with a curling...

HDWGH – Story 18 – Bang a Box

HDWGH – Story 18 –From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Wyatt Ford sat on his porch with a hammer in one hand and a look of utter sorrow on his formerly angry face. A box full of mangled pieces of plastic, aluminum,...

HDWGH – Story 17 – Minivan Excitement

HDWGH – Story 17 –From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Amy Jo Foster is hanging upside down in the driver’s side of her minivan. The minivan is upside down slowly coming to a stop as it spins on the frozen ground. It...

HDWGH – Story 16 – Substandard Gravy

HDWGH – Story 16 –From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: Pete Giovanni is face down in his salad plate in front of him. At this point, we’re not sure if Pete is dead or just napping. Before: Sarah Giovanni spend most of...

HDWGH – Story 15 – Church Gossip

–From The How Did We Get Here Series– Now: A very confused church pastor is standing at the church podium with a red handprint on his cheek and an angry wife standing in front of him. Before: It was a beautiful spring day. A perfect...

Nudity in HDWGH Stories

I am often asked why my HDWGH (How Did We Get Here?) stories have so much nudity in them. Is it a direct reflection of my personality? The short answer is no. Although I would consider myself a closet nudist which covers most people I...

HDWGH – Story 14 – Can’t Park There

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A modern SUV is upside down in the middle of a country road. Before: Johnny Parks had some serious trouble on his hands. His mother just bought him a ferret and now he found...

HDWGH – Story 13 – Fried Cat Anyone?

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: A cat lies smoldering on the kitchen floor with what looks like an electrical cord hanging out of its mouth. The cat was dead a few amps ago. Before: The small mouse couldn’t find...

HDWGH – Story 12 – Wait a Tick!

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Little Kyle Peterson sits on the sidewalk feeling a bit lightheaded with a stinging pain coming from the right side of his head. He has no idea why. Before: Tammy Hess was doing what...

HDWGH – Story 11 – Just Hangin’

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Sutton awoke to find herself upside down, hanging from her feet, a crowd gathered around her, and a sense of dread that she had decided to simply wear just a sun dress today. With...

HDWGH – Story 10 – Fly Away Kitchen

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Chester Portnoy is standing in what is left of his kitchen with an official Elon Musk Boring Company Flame Thrower in his hands. Chester is the only thing standing in the remains. He is...

HDWGH – Story 9 – All That Glitters

— From the How Did We Get Here Series — Now: Two brothers are sitting in an office across from each other with glitter paint all over them and the rest of the office. A few women are looking down at their clothes in horror....