The plan is to write a bunch of stuff this weekend. I’ve been a bit lacking there these past two weeks.
Bad blogger.
Telephone Hatred
Anyone who really knows me well can tell you that I hate the telephone. I always have and probably always will. Why? You may ask.
Because I am a writer, that’s why.
Telephones make noise. They break your line of thought just by ringing. It can be an intrusion into a delightful storyline that you just lost track of because..the GD phone just rang!
Many of my friends laughed at me when I accepted a job as a customer service rep for a medical supply company simply because they knew of my animosity for the telephone. “Why on God’s green green earth would you accept a job that heavily relies on you answering a telephone?” my girlfriend at the time asked. As she can still attest, getting Mike on the other end of a phone was tricky at best.
When someone calls you on a telephone it forces you to turn your attention towards them. To hell with what you were doing previously, you must now completely change your train of thought to deal with whomever has called. We go from a developing story about an interstellar battle to a conversation about dinner plans for Saturday night. For someone who has trouble with multi-tasking (e.g. me), this can be a big problem.
That is why I hate the telephone.
Random Thoughts
My latest column is posted up on the American Chronicle websites.
Called “Random Thoughts” it has a little something for everyone.
Show of The Year
It is a show I’ve never even heard of.
Not only that, but it’s in it’s 6th season.
Ok. Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
Random Thoughts
This morning (first post of 2011 huh?) I got to thinking about what was wrong with Caprica.
Why did the Sy-Fy Channel cancel it?
Of course, they’ll site viewer numbers and say that people weren’t watching it. I think that would be partially accurate. People didn’t watch it because they didn’t know when it would be on. One of the common problems of networks in general is that they advertise the hell out of everything on their networks which means you have to be watching their networks to see when certain shows will be on.
At least, that’s how it used to work.
Now, I don’t watch any of your network nonsense. In fact, I didn’t watch a single episode of Caprica on Sy Fy. I downloaded the shows from iTunes. I never had any intention of watching Sy Fy to see the show nor did I ever do so. That makes me wonder if Sy Fy ever included those folks when they factor in the numbers?
What about Hulu or TV.com?
(Update: I just stumbled upon this great article about people leaving their cable and television providers in favor of internet based solutions.) The whole story link is here.
The proliferation of viewing devices — including a new generation of TV sets that connect to the Internet — could boost the chances that viewers will do what cable and satellite companies fear most: cancel their $70-a-month subscriptions in favor of cheaper Web options.
People want to watch your shows just like they always have except now they want it delivered their way and not yours.
They are not going to watch your channel but they do want to watch your shows and that is what you need to monetize.
As I said in a couple of paragraphs above, we never knew when the show was going to be on. That is bad. It’s the same rule for podcasts. People stop listening when you stop delivering your show on some kind of schedule. Caprica was horrible in this regard. Do you remember when TV seasons were about 24 episodes long and were fairly dependable? I miss those days.
I could write a big long post about this. Maybe I will.
An Apparent Misconception
People who watch funny videos on the internet at work aren’t necessarily wasting time. They may be taking advantage of the latest psychological science — putting themselves in a good mood so they can think more creatively.
That’s a great discovery except for one small factor…
…the “getting fired for screwing around at work” thing.
Other than that…solid.
This Week’s BS Award Goes To…
This Lifehacker Article that claims that idling your car is bad.
For those readers in chillier climates it’s a common to see people trudging out to their cars to warm them up early in the morning. It turns out all that idling isn’t just ineffective but a waste of money too.
The common belief is that you have to start a car ahead of time in cold weather or else the engine won’t be warm enough and you could damage it. It turns out that engines only require around a half minute of idle time to warm up; excessive idling decreases the life of your engine and unnecessarily kludges things up.
If you really want a good laugh at the expense of the author read the comments below the article. For example…
It’s not just your engine that needs a warm up. You want the fluids circulating freely through the automatic transmission and through the power steering system before driving off. They don’t need to be at operating temperature, but a couple of minutes to let the fluids flow and move about can save wear and tear.
The article is easily defeated by simple common sense.
Yes. The article was written with an obvious “green” bias.
Holiday Posting
I’ll probably post a bit more as we start into the holidays.
You have been warned.
I’ve got many many ideas brewing…
A Podcast for Andrew
As many of you know, my friend and a host on my network Andrew Lawton has taken ill.
For the latest updates, go to girlontheright.com
We’re doing a Brass Balls Radio show for him on Friday at 7:00 pm EST.
So far…
Mike Williams
Wendy Sullivan
Kathy Shaidle
Kimberly Haney
have confirmed and will be attending.
We have also opened up the phone lines for anyone who may not be able to participate but would like to pass along their well wishes.
717.892.0353
Again, for further details, go to girlontheright.com and Jimmie also is mirroring the updates and providing information over at his blog.
And please, pray for Andrew!
Update (12/18/10) – We recorded the show last evening. Actual attendees were myself, Wendy Sullivan, Jimmie Bise, Joe Guzman, and Kathy Shaidle. I would like extend a hearty “thank you” to Roch Bordanave (our announcer) for recording special VO material for this show on his day off. The show is currently in post production and show be released sometime tomorrow. Thanks to everyone who helped us with our Get Well Andrew Show!
Update (12/23/10) – Show link is here.
Is Condescension Ever Funny?
Check out this excerpt from Paul Carr at TechCrunch…
Rule One: The next time one of you asks the rhetorical question “why is this news?” I swear to God I will come round to your basement, gather up all of your Wil Wheaton action figures and melt them down into a giant plastic phallus. If you’ve ever seen the Miriam Karlin scene in A Clockwork Orange, you know what happens next. Save us both a trip and next time you find yourself asking “why is this news?”, instead ask yourself “why do I still live with my parents?”. It’s news because people better than you said so.
Fortunately for me, I am smart enough to decide what’s news and what’s not.
Some dipshit at TechCrunch sure as hell isn’t.
A Note for a Friend
I need to write this post for myself more than for anyone else.
This has been an emotional roller coaster of a weekend for me and those of you who know me, you know that’s saying something.
A young friend of mine was hospitalized in the middle of the week. In addition to being a friend of mine he also hosts two shows on my network.
I didn’t know much more beyond the fact that he had been hospitalized. I didn’t know what was wrong with him although I am aware he has had some serious issues in the past.
I got a call yesterday from an old friend of mine who informed me that his condition was worse than I originally imagined. In fact, whether or not he would live through the day came into question.
When I hung up the phone, my heart dropped. He is too young for this to be happening to him.
My heart goes out to his family and his friends.
We’ll all be praying that he makes it out of this.
Cool. Not.
This won’t work for the very reason that you see in the photo. Extending your arm to touch a screen has been proven not to work very well. It’s an un-natural motion that causes physical pain over time. Hell, try it for 20 minutes!
That’s why the iPad and other touch devices do so well. It’s easier to look down and touch a pad then it is to extend your arm and touch your computer monitor.
This is a horrible idea that obviously didn’t take real world application into consideration before designing.
The Secret of Peace in the Middle East
Here it is…
There isn’t any.
There will never be any as long as Israel and “Palestine” exist at the same time.
Ever.
Just send me money for my wisdom.
Thanks.
