June 2021
Religion Origins
Historical fiction is a story that takes place in a certain period of history but the characters are usually fictional.
Religion is the exact same thing.
Especially if your religions doctrine cannot be independently verified by historians of the time.
That is a very basic requirement. You can make all of the bold claims you’d like in your religious text but if they are true, someone else would have seen it and written it down.
Don’t believe something just because someone says it is true. Find out for yourself. Do the research.
Even if it is your spiritual identity.
Don’t blindly follow anyone.
Ok. Life advice over.
More Relativity Questions
Some thoughts about the theory of relativity…
Electricity moves differently in a vacuum or with altered gravity. Does that mean that time is different or does it mean that how we measure time is different?
You could make the argument that a person on Earth shows a different time than someone in space simply because electricity works differently in space but the same measurement of time has passed for both individuals.
The only thing that changes is “how” I measure the time difference. That is why I believe the theory of relativity is incorrect.
If electricity moves at the speed of light and electricity moves differently in a void does that question what the speed of light actually is? To me, that means the speed of light is variable. Or, the way you are measuring is changing.
To me, if I travel away from the Earth at the speed of light and then return, I will have aged exactly the same as if I had stayed on Earth. Time may have been measured differently in space but my constant of measure is the Earth.
It is a theory that is extremely clear to me for some reason. I’ve always said that you cannot arm chair quarterback the universe from your chair on Earth.
I think the theory of relativity will be debunked when we start seriously traveling among the stars.
Microsoft Windows 11
Here is a breakdown of what you need to know.
By the time Microsoft actually releases it, you will have totally forgotten all about it.
That pretty much sums it up.
Coming sometime in 2022.
*Update: I got an email from Microsoft telling me that I am being moved to the Release Version channel because I can’t run the beta of Windows 11. My computer apparently doesn’t have enough whatever. Windows is always pretty good about driving people to buy ever increasing hardware to support their software. I think they get that wrong too.*
HDWGH – Story 38 – Elevator Scramble
-*From The How Did We Get Here Series*-
**Now**: The elevator doors opened as five angry employees suddenly changed their expressions as Lori Young quickly tried to replace her wedding ring. She didn’t have time to button up her blouse so the employees got a full view of her natural C-cups. John Jones was in the act of wiping off his still exposed cock as a small white pool was forming under Lori.
**Before**: This is one of those rare occasions in this series where the **now** completely explains the **before**. I mean, honestly. Two employees fucked in an elevator. No backstory needed.
Sad
Local newspaper shenanigans.
There is no way that the little girl shown below…
1. Gives a shit about school funding or even knows what it means.
2. Is only 2 years old.
Newspaper. Fuck off.
Excited for Rain
Yes. This is my personal blog and I write about weird shit from time to time.
If you are reading this then I am dragging you along for the ride. This post is about rain.
It is about my weird obsession with it during the summer months. Every time that I hear that it might rain, I stand at the ready.
For what?
You ask. Or, you don’t ask but I am going to tell you anyway.
I standby to run out in it. To ride my bike, walk around, jog, or just simply jump in my pool while it comes down. I love the summer rains.
Summer has always been my favorite time of the year but the rain makes everything even better.
Streaming Services
There are too many of them.
My prediction is that this business model in its current form is unsustainable.
People just want one place to pay and watch; they don’t want 100 of them. That is too much shit to keep track of. One place. One login. Done.
People are lazy. Paying for everything in one spot? How much lazier can you get?
Politics Light – Multiple Parties
First of all, I’d like to apologize for writing about politics on my website. I promise you that it is not going to a deep dive into which political party is better and why you should choose one over the other.
No.
This quick article is about why I believe we need to get rid of the two party system and go with something like Israel has. I believe Japan might also have a similar model.
With more choices everyone wins.
Multiple parties make it less about “us versus them” and makes it more solidly about the issues themselves.
There are two things I believe are so simple in politics that the fact that they really aren’t is proof positive that the system is broken.
1. Multiple party system
2. Flat Income Taxes. Either 5% or 10% would get the job done and everyone pays their fair share which cannot be argued if everyone pays 10%.
Those two things are painfully obvious to me.
Ok. Enough about that shit.
HDWGH – Story 37 – You Can’t Swim There
-*From The How Did We Get Here Series*-
**Now**: Harrison Guthrie was just happy to be alive. Sure, he was soaking wet, standing in the mall fountain, and soon to be surrounded by mall cops. It could have gone much worse.
**Before**: Silvia Guthrie loved to shop. What she liked even more than shopping was bringing her husband along simply because she knew he hated it. They had been at the mall for two hours now and Harrison’s whining had started reaching a fevered pitch.
She began walking into the Gap store as Harrison signaled to his wife that he wished to remain outside the store so he could conduct some people watching. It was desperately needed at this point. His watches built in step counter had long reached his daily goal of 20,000 steps and threatened to grant him an all-time award for today. Shopping wasn’t natural to him and he simply hated it.
That is about the time he began fidgeting with his wedding ring. Of course, it had nothing to do with the blonde bombshell that just walked by him. Did she wink at him? As he tried to hide the wedding ring by slipping it off his finger and into his jacket pocket, two things occurred at about the same time.
The ring came off his finger and he was pushed and sent over the railing to land gracelessly in the center of the mall fountain by a not so happy Mrs. Guthrie who quite possibly saw the entire exchange with the blonde bombshell who, incidentally had not noticed what had just happened behind her.
Blog Update – Good Times
There has most definitely been blog inconsistency over the last couple of weeks and I wish I could explain it.
I think I’ve just been exhausted. I remember a couple of nights where I would get home from work and quickly end up in my bedroom.
I’m sure that loosing my younger brother last month has sucked some of the life out of me. I’m still devastated by it.
And now…
This is me making the adjustment. I have a bunch of tasks every day that I need to perform in order for me to call the day completed. That hasn’t been happening. Writing included. I keep the journal and I write in that everyday but my daily word push has fallen by the wayside since I finished *The 6th Iteration*.
So, today I get back into the solid routines I have created. I will begin the next short story. I will begin to spec out my screenplay which I still have no ideas about other than I want to adapt a short story. *Debauchery in B Minor* may be the one I go with because it is just a fun story.
Sometimes it is difficult to move forward with a tragedy you’ve suffered but moving forward is exactly what we need to do. I have a lot of things I want to do before I leave the world of the living.
I hope all of you do too.
*The picture is from the morning newspaper. It was taken in Chicago and when I see the sand, it throws me off.*
HDWGH – Story 36 – A Little Extra
–From The How Did We Get Here Series–
Now: Dexter Lewis slid the Hershey Bar, lighter, and cigarettes from the plastic bag as Harris began driving away from the convenience store. Harris looked over and asked, “Where’d you get the cigarettes, bro?”
Before: Dexter stood in line behind his friend Harris at the checkout line at the neighborhood convenience store. Dexter was flat broke but his friend Harris had plenty of money. Dexter had repeatedly asked for a small loan so he could buy some essentials but Harris always turned him down. They were friends but Harris had a controlling nature. He didn’t like that Dexter smoked so he had never liked the idea of lending him money just so he could buy some.
When they got to the end of the line, Dexter pulled a few items from the checkout margins including some cigarettes, a lighter, and a few snacks and lumped them in with what Harris had picked up. The trick was to keep Harris occupied long enough so that he wouldn’t see what the lady was putting in the bag. When they got to the car, Dexter would dig out his prizes and Harris would be none the wiser. He had no clue about what the cost of what he bought should be.
WWDC 2021 is Almost Here!
This is the yearly event I look forward to. The event where Apple releases the beta version of the next operating system.
The conference is all about software and in rare circumstances Apple has announced hardware but since this is a software conference, I wouldn’t bet on it.
I’ve tried to stay away from the speculation. I really don’t care what other people think and I just want to be surprised by Apple. The folks that work on these products should be the ones to tell me about them.
I’ll update this post as I find out what is going on.
HDWGH – Story 35 – Plugged
–From The How Did We Get Here Series–
Now: The secret of why office manager Elizabeth Beckett was always smiling and happy was finally out of the bag. Elizabeth was bending over to get some files out of the lower filing cabinet drawer when her dress rode up revealing a decorative butt plug handle and the pink wiggling end of a vibrator inserted into her bare shaved pussy. The office full of women huddled around Marcy Walker’s desk felt that they finally knew why someone with such a crappy husband was always happy.
Before: Elizabeth rolled off of her husband after faking what seemed like her thousandth orgasm. No matter how much she hinted and outright asked Bill to try new things he simply wouldn’t do it. He loved laying down and letting Elizabeth do all of the work. This was the position they used most of the time. There were other sexual positions. Bill just didn’t like any of them. “Too much like work,” he’d say.
It wasn’t very common to have sex before work. She got lucky this morning and caught Bill in a particular horny mood. Elizabeth wanted more out of Bill. She offered but Bill wasn’t willing to take the day off and spend it in bed with her. So, she did the only thing a horny young woman could do. She had to please herself. After some lube, she inserted her favorite anal plug and the dildo she called “wicked Mary” and finished getting dressed. Today, that meant a simple sundress with matching scandals. She couldn’t be bothered with underwear. Besides, no one is going to notice anyway.
It’s June!
You know what that means?
No more crappy weather allowed.
From here until, like, October…
I am the king of nothing in particular and I have spoken.
